The name's Jupiter. I have a variety of interests which are expressed on this blog.










Reblogged before but I don’t care. I want these.

me too also same in addition to.

perfect for the end of the world!

hold on while i prepare for the zombie apocalypse

where can I buy this?

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YES!! YES!! SWIMMING!! IN COSPLAY!! MY FAVORITE!!! and don’t come up all sassing me about waterproof grey paint, all skin is photoshoped.

in fact everything is photoshoped.

I’m not even in these photos. these photos do not exist.

squeaks does it again. 


Celebrating 413 Followers! (give or take a few)

To celebrate how much I can’t count, I’m having my first-rd giveway, offering up this fine weapon from the Derse arsenal, the REGISWORD.  Stab your enemies.  Stab your friends.  Send anyone who wanders into your office on a perilous assassination mission.  Whatever you want, it’s yours!


  • One Regisword
  • A custom Derse Hitlist with targets of the winner’s choosing


  • A silly hat or uniform that you are required to wear by order of the Black Queen.  You didn’t want to wear that stupid thing anyway.  It’s awful.


  • Reblog this post.  No giveaway blogs or alt accounts please.
  • There’s only one winner because I ain’t Jack Noir over here and have a pile behind my desk that I can just hand out willy-nilly.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win, but if perhaps if you like prop making, props, and mostly Homestuck cosplay, why not Zoidberg?
  • HOWEVER, I do wish to give a thank you reward to all my followers, so those following this blog will get an extra chance to win in addition to their reblog entry.
  • You must have your ask box open at the contest’s end!  I’ll randomly select a winner, but if you don’t respond within 48 hours, I’ll be skipping on down to the next person on the list. 
  • Winner within the United States pays NO SHIPPING.
  • For international shipping, I’ll cover the first 18 dollars, but the winner must cover the rest if necessary and understand the problems that may arise with international shipping (lost packages, customs hangups, longer shipping times, marauding bears, etc.)

Contest ends September 13, 2014!  Good luck and perhaps the likelihood of winning be always in your corner.


TG: that shits hella weird man

TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog

TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold

TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green 

TG: it knows its special

TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face

TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes

TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time

TG: shits odd bro

TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe

every other Dave on MSPARP:

TG: cool frog man

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What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines